a blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. the doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she said, "i was ironing andthe phone rang. but instead of picking up the phone i accidentially picked up the iron." "good grief!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "but what happened to the other ear?" "that son of a bitch called back!"
an elderly couple were sitting in the living room dicussing the merits of a living will. "just so you know, i never want to live in a vegitative state, depending on some machine and fluids from a bottle. if that ever happens, just pull the plug," the man said to his wife. the wife got up, poured the beer into the sink and unplugged the tv.
two women were talking about their sons who were attending college. one woman brags, "our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter we have to use the dictionary!" "you are lucky," the neighbor said,"every time we get a letter from our son we have to use the bank!"
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