not raising hogs

dear mr. agriculture secretary,
my friend mort wilson recieved a check for $1,000 from the government for not traising hogs. so i want to get into the "not raising hogs" business next year. what i want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best type of farm to not raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to be raised.
if i get $1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will i get $2,000 for not raising 100 hog? i plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 "not raised" hogs, which will give me $80,000 income the first year. then i can afford an airplane.
now, another thing: these hogs i will not raise will not eat 100,000 bushels of corn, i understand that you also pay farmers for not raising corn and wheat. will i qualify for payments for not raising wheat and corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs i am not going to raise?
i am also considering not milking cows, so please send me more information on that, too. in a view of the circumstances, i understand that the government will consider me totally unemployed, so i plan to file for unemployment and food stamps.

thanks to:
natural food associates,
atlanta, texas july 1989